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aliens invade earth（第3页）
Thelivebroadcastersaid:Willthealienscometotheearthincreasetheclickrate?
Investorssaid:Alienshaveconqueredtheearth，andtheywillundertakebargainhunting。
Themagiciansaid:Howtoturnaliensintoearthlings。
Afteraquarterofanhour。
Thefemaleprofessoraskedtheaudience:
If300secondslater。Donutaliensaregoingtotakeovertheearth。Whatdoyouwanttodo?
atthistime。
The45-year-oldmanraisedhishandandsaid:Iwillexchangeallmyassetswiththecryptocurrencycompanyfor"DonutCoins"。
halfanhour。
The25-year-oldwomanraisedherhandandsaid:Iwillbethefirstnakedtofendoffthedoughnutaliens。
Theboyfriendnexttohergaveherawhitelookandsaidfaintly:Canyournorthernhemisphereholdup?
（Backgroundsoundeffects:clappinghandssounded。。。）
halfanhour。
A30-year-oldmanraisedhishandandsaidenthusiastically:Iwillimmediatelyfindthewomanaroundmetolovelove。
Thewifenexttohimgavehimablanklookandsaidfaintly:Whatareyougoingtodointheremaining250seconds?
（Backgroundsoundeffects:clappinghandssounded。。。）
Thatnight。
inasharedsuite。
Thewindroared。
25-year-oldwomanwithheralienboyfriendwhoplayeddonuts。
5hoursofbattle。
Causedherboyfriendtoalmostdie。
Ontheotherside，inthebedroomof5pings。
Thetwonakedbodiesweregluedtogethertightly。
Althougha30-year-oldman'swoodenpestleplugshiswife'sO-shapedmouth。
but。
Themanalsodrankalotofhoneyjuicesquirtingfromthewaterhole。。。
