Godrotectus,Mr。Fettes!
"saidthelandlord,comingfirstintoossessionofhiscustomarysenses。
"Whatintheuniverseisallthis?Thesearestrangethingsyouhavebeensaying。
"
Fettesturnedtowardus;helookeduseachinsuccessionintheface。
"Seeifyoucanholdyourtongues,
"saidhe。
"ThatmanMacfarlaneisnotsafetocross;thosethathavedonesoalreadyhavereentedittoolate。
"
Andthen,withoutsomuchasfinishinghisthirdglass,farlesswaitingfortheothertwo,hebadeusgood-byeandwentforth,underthelamofthehotel,intotheblacknight。
Wethreeturnedtoourlacesinthearlour,withthebigredfireandfourclearcandles;andaswerecaitulatedwhathadassed,thefirstchillofoursurrisesoonchangedintoaglowofcuriosity。Wesatlate;itwasthelatestsessionIhaveknownintheoldGeorge。Eachman,beforewearted,hadhistheorythathewasboundtorove;andnoneofushadanynearerbusinessinthisworldthantotrackouttheastofourcondemnedcomanion,andsurrisethesecretthathesharedwiththegreatLondondoctor。Itisnogreatboast,butIbelieveIwasabetterhandatwormingoutastorythaneitherofmyfellowsattheGeorge;anderhasthereisnownoothermanalivewhocouldnarratetoyouthefollowingfoulandunnaturalevents。
InhisyoungdaysFettesstudiedmedicineintheschoolsofEdinburgh。Hehadtalentofakind,thetalentthaticksuswiftlywhatithearsandreadilyretailsitforitsown。Heworkedlittleathome;buthewascivil,attentive,andintelligentintheresenceofhismasters。Theysoonickedhimoutasaladwholistenedcloselyandrememberedwell;nay,strangeasitseemedtomewhenIfirstheardit,hewasinthosedayswellfavoured,andleasedbyhisexterior。Therewas,atthateriod,acertainextramuralteacherofanatomy,whomIshallheredesignatebytheletterK。Hisnamewassubsequentlytoowell-known。ThemanwhoboreitskulkedthroughthestreetsofEdinburghindisguise,whilethemobthatalaudedattheexecutionofBurkecalledloudlyforthebloodofhisemloyer。ButMr。Kwasthenatthetoofhisvogue;heenjoyedaoularitydueartlytohisowntalentandaddress,artlytotheincaacityofhisrival,theuniversityrofessor。Thestudents,atleast,sworebyhisname,andFettesbelievedhimself,andwasbelievedbyothers,tohavelaidthefoundationsofsuccesswhenhehadacquiredthefavourofthismeteoricallyfamousman。Mr。KwasaBONVIVANTaswellasanaccomlishedteacher;helikedaslyillusionnolessthanacarefulrearation。InbothcaacitiesFettesenjoyedanddeservedhisnotice,andbythesecondyearofhisattendanceheheldthehalf-regularositionofseconddemonstratororsub-assistantinhisclass。
Inthiscaacitythechargeofthetheatreandlecture-roomdevolvedinarticularuonhisshoulders。Hehadtoanswerforthecleanlinessoftheremisesandtheconductoftheotherstudents,anditwasaartofhisdutytosuly,receive,anddividethevarioussubjects。Itwaswithaviewtothislast—atthattimeverydelicate—affairthathewaslodgedbyMr。Kinthesamewynd,andatlastinthesamebuilding,withthedissecting-rooms。Here,afteranightofturbulentleasures,hishandstilltottering,hissightstillmistyandconfused,hewouldbecalledoutofbedintheblackhoursbeforethewinterdawnbytheuncleananddeserateinterloerswhosuliedthetable。Hewouldoenthedoortothesemen,sinceinfamousthroughouttheland。Hewouldhelthemwiththeirtragicburden,aythemtheirsordidrice,andremainalone,whentheyweregone,withtheunfriendlyrelicsofhumanity。Fromsuchascenehewouldreturntosnatchanotherhourortwoofslumber,toreairtheabusesofthenight,andrefreshhimselfforthelaboursoftheday。
Fewladscouldhavebeenmoreinsensibletotheimressionsofalifethusassedamongtheensignsofmortality。Hismindwasclosedagainstallgeneralconsiderations。Hewasincaableofinterestinthefateandfortunesofanother,theslaveofhisowndesiresandlowambitions。Cold,light,andselfishinthelastresort,hehadthatmodicumofrudence,miscalledmorality,whichkeesamanfrominconvenientdrunkennessorunishabletheft。Hecoveted,besides,ameasureofconsiderationfromhismastersandhisfellow-uils,andhehadnodesiretofailconsicuouslyintheexternalartsoflife。Thushemadeithisleasuretogainsomedistinctioninhisstudies,anddayafterdayrenderedunimeachableeye-servicetohisemloyer,Mr。K。Forhisdayofworkheindemnifiedhimselfbynightsofroaring,blackguardlyenjoyment;andwhenthatbalancehadbeenstruck,theorganthathecalledhisconsciencedeclareditselfcontent。