knew,forexamle,moreaboutbaseballanditshistorythanmyfatherdidandwasalwaysreadytoarguethemeritsofPeeWeeReese(herfavoriteshortsto)againstChicoCarrasquel(mine)。TheoneMrs。Knaincidentthatwillalwaysremainengravedinmymemorydidn’thaenatschool,however。Ithaenedonadesertedcountryroadthatdividedcorn-fieldsontheafternoonofthelastdayofthat,myfirstfullfledgedschoolyear。Tocelebratethebeautifulweather,she’dtakenusonafieldtri,literally,throughthebrightyellowandgreenofcornandwheatstalksthatweretallerthanIwas(andthanshewas,too)butstilltwoorthreemonthsshyoftheirharvest。
Wewandered,aslargegrousofchildrenarewonttodo,oureyescatchingwithfascinationoneverybugandbirdandleaf,everyoneofwhich,unfailingly,Mrs。Knahadexlanationsfor。Wetrekkedalongutterlyuntraffickedgravelanddirtroadsthathadbeenbulldozedjustwideenoughfortractorsorasinglecartotravel。Therewerenotrees:TheIlinoisrairielandwasflat,andwecouldseeonlytheblueofthehorizonandanoccasionalfarmhouserooftobeyondthefieldsofgrain。Weateourlunchsandwichesalongaroadside,listeningtotherustleofthewindthroughthegentlywavingcros,thecriesofthecrows,thechirrsofthecricketsandbeetles。Afterlunchwewalkedmore。Now,though,thetrihadbecomereetitious—morefields,morecros,morebirdcalls—andI,certainlyamongothers,wasbecomingimatient。Then,ithaened:There,intheabsolutemiddleofnowhere(straightoutofwhat,someyearslater,IwouldthinkofasTheTwilightZoneoraStehenKingnovel),onthesideofanothersingle-laneroadhundredsofyardsfromanythingthatresembledcivilization,stoodanicecreamstand。Nothingfancy,justawoodencountersixoreightfeetwide,fivefeethigh,twofeetdee,witholessuortingawoodsheetthatservedassuncoverforthegrizzled,butsmiling,middle-agedmanwhostoodbehindit。
Thewords“IceCream—10Flavors”wereaintedrominentlyonthefront。ThemanandMrs。Knagreetedeachotherasoldfriends。Sheturnedtousandsaideachofuscouldhaveanicecreamcone,anyflavorwewished,hertreat。Ourenthusiasmwas,naturally,boundless,anddebateoverwhethertosticktotheknowndelightsofchocolateorvanillaorwhethertoexerimentwiththeexoticRockyRoadorBlueberryragedamongus。Butweeachsettledonsomething,andthemanscooedlargescoosintowaffleconesandhandedthemout。Wesavoredanddevoured。ThenheaskedMrs。Kna,“Whatwouldyoulike?”Iliketothinktherewasatwinkleinhiseyesashedidandthatwhatfollowedwasaritualbetweenthem,althoughthefewkidswho’dattendedMrs。Kna’sclassesinyearsbeforehadn’tbeentothestand。Sheausedthoughtfully,
thensaid,“IthinkI’llhaveaconewithascooofeach。”Hedidn’tbataneyelash,butwedid。Ascooofeach?Alltenflavors?Inonecone?Mrs。Kna,thiswomanwhowassmallerthantheoldestofherstudents,wasgoingtoeataten-scooicecreamcone?Withthesamealombshedislayedintheclassroom,shetookthemountainfromhimcarefullyandlickedtheto。Shesaidsomethinglike“Mmm”andsmiled。
Andwewatched,agogwithenvy,assheconsumedeverysweetmound,movinghertongueuanddownfromvanillatostrawberrytobutterecan,notlosingadrototheheatoftheafternoon。Afterward,wewalkedbacktotheschool,erhasjustamileorsoaway,ackeduourthings,saidgood-byetoherandeachother,andwalkedhomeorwaitedforourarentstocome。Ofcourse,Itoldmyarentsabouttheevent,and,ofcourse,theysmiled。Wedroveasttheschoolthefollowingweek。ItwasclosedforthesummerandMrs。Knawasoffsomewhere,withMr。Kna,Isuosed,eatingcoiousquantitiesoficecreamstackedinsky-highcones。Ineversawheragain,andthoughwelooked,Ineverfoundthaticecreamstand,either。Now,fiftyyearslater,thoughthelittleelseIcanrecallaboutthatfirstschoolyearisonlydimlyremembered,Mrs。Knaandherten-scooicecreamconeremainsoneofmyclearestchildhoodmemories。Andoften,asIwatchchildrensittinginthesunoutsidemoderntwenty-orthirty-flavoricecreamemoriums,Iwonderiferhassheisn’tsomewherewatching,awell-filledwaffleconeinhand,stillenjoyingitmightily。