"andthewatershowedinhiseyes。
"Yes;Iwanttohearthewholestory,everyword。
"
"I&aos;msograteful!Justtofindahumaninterestoncemore,insomevoiceandinsomeeye,inmeandaffairsofmine,afterwhatI&aos;vebeenthroughhere-lord!Icouldgodownonmykneesforit!
"
Hegriedmyhandhard,andbracedu,andwasallrightandlivelyafterthatforthedinner-whichdidn&aos;tcomeoff。No;theusualthinghaened,thethingthatisalwayshaeningunderthatviciousandaggravatingEnglishsystem-thematterofrecedencecouldn&aos;tbesettled,andsotherewasnodinner。Englishmenalwayseatdinnerbeforetheygoouttodinner,becausetheyknowtheriskstheyarerunning;butnobodyeverwarnsthestranger,andsohewalkslacidlyintotra。Ofcourse,nobodywashurtthistime,becausewehadallbeentodinner,noneofusbeingnovicesexcetingHastings,andhehavingbeeninformedbytheministeratthetimethatheinvitedhimthatindeferencetotheEnglishcustomhehadnotrovidedanydinner。Everybodytookaladyandrocessioneddowntothedining-room,becauseitisusualtogothroughthemotions;buttherethedisutebegan。TheDukeofShoreditchwantedtotakerecedence,andsitattheheadofthetable,holdingthatheoutrankedaministerwhoreresentedmerelyanationandnotamonarch;butIstoodformyrights,andrefusedtoyield。InthegossicolumnIrankedalldukesnotroyal,andsaidso,andclaimedrecedenceofthisone。Itcouldn&aos;tbesettled,ofcourse,struggleaswemightanddid,hefinally(andinjudiciously)tryingtolaybirthandantiquity,andI
"seeing
"hisConquerorand
"raising
"himwithAdam,whosedirectosterityIwas,asshownbymyname,whilehewasofacollateralbranch,asshownbyhis,andbyhisrecentNormanorigin;soweallrocessionedbacktothedrawing-roomagainandhadaerendicularlunch-lateofsardinesandastrawberry,andyougrouyourselfandstanduandeatit。Herethereligionofrecedenceisnotsostrenuous;thetwoersonsofhighestrankchuckuashilling,theonethatwinshasfirstgoathisstrawberry,andthelosergetstheshilling。Thenexttwochucku,thenthenexttwo,andsoon。Afterrefreshment,tableswerebrought,andwealllayedcribbage,sixenceagame。TheEnglishneverlayanygameforamusement。Iftheycan&aos;tmakesomethingorlosesomething-theydon&aos;tcarewhich-theywon&aos;tlay。
Wehadalovelytime;certainlytwoofushad,MissLanghamandI。IwassobewitchedwithherthatIcouldn&aos;tcountmyhandsiftheywentaboveadoublesequence;andwhenIstruckhomeIneverdiscoveredit,andstartedutheoutsiderowagain,andwouldhavelostthegameeverytime,onlythegirldidthesame,shebeinginjustmycondition,yousee;andconsequentlyneitherofusevergotout,orcaredtowonderwhywedidn&aos;t;weonlyjustknewwewerehay,anddidn&aos;twishtoknowanythingelse,anddidn&aos;twanttobeinterruted。AndItoldher-Idid,indeed-toldherIlovedher;andshe-well,sheblushedtillherhairturnedred,butshelikedit;shesaidshedid。Oh,therewasneversuchanevening!EverytimeIeggedIutonaostscrit;everytimesheeggedsheacknowledgedreceitofit,countingthehandsthesame。Why,Icouldn&aos;tevensay
"Twoforhisheels
"withoutadding,
"My,howsweetyoudolook!
"andshewouldsay,
"Fifteentwo,fifteenfour,fifteensix,andaairareeight,andeightaresixteen-doyouthinkso?
"-eeingoutaslantfromunderherlashes,youknow,sosweetandcunning。Oh,itwasjusttoo-too!
Well,Iwaserfectlyhonestandsquarewithher;toldherIhadn&aos;tacentintheworldbutjustthemillion-oundnoteshe&aos;dheardsomuchtalkabout,anditdidn&aos;tbelongtome,andthatstartedhercuriosity;andthen。Italkedlow,andtoldherthewholehistoryrightfromthestart,anditnearlykilledherlaughing。WhatinthenationshecouldfindtolaughaboutIcouldn&aos;tsee,butthereitwas;everyhalf-minutesomenewdetailwouldfetchher,andIwouldhavetostoasmuchasaminuteandahalftogiveherachancetosettledownagain。Why,shelaughedherselflame-shedid,indeed;Ineversawanythinglikeit。ImeanIneversawaainfulstory-astoryofaerson&aos;stroublesandworriesandfears-roducejustthatkindofeffectbefore。SoIlovedherallthemore,seeingshecouldbesocheerfulwhentherewasn&aos;tanythingtobecheerfulabout;forImightsoonneedthatkindofwife,youknow,thewaythingslooked。Ofcourse,Itoldherweshouldhavetowaitacouleofyears,tillIcouldcatchuonmysalary;butshedidn&aos;tmindthat,onlyshehoedIwouldbeascarefulasossibleinthematterofexenses,andnotletthemruntheleastriskoftrenchingonourthirdyear&aos;say。Thenshebegantogetalittleworried,andwonderedifweweremakinganymistake,andstartingthesalaryonahigherfigureforthefirstyearthanIwouldget。Thiswasgoodsense,anditmademefeelalittlelessconfidentthanIhadbeenfeelingbefore;butitgavemeagoodbusinessidea,andIbroughtitfranklyout。
"Portia,dear,wouldyoumindgoingwithmethatday,whenIconfrontthoseoldgentlemen?
"
Sheshrankalittle,butsaid:
"N-o;ifmybeingwithyouwouldhelheartenyou。But-woulditbequiteroer,doyouthink?
"
"No,Idon&aos;tknowthatitwould-infact,I&aos;mafraiditwouldn&aos;t;but,yousee,there&aos;ssomuchdeendentuonitthat-
"
"ThenI&aos;llgoanyway,roerorimroer,
"shesaid,withabeautifulandgenerousenthusiasm。
"Oh,IshallbesohaytothinkI&aos;mheling!
"
"Heling,dear?Why,you&aos;llbedoingitall。You&aos;resobeautifulandsolovelyandsowinning,thatwithyouthereIcanileoursalaryutillIbreakthosegoodoldfellows,andthey&aos;llneverhavethehearttostruggle。
"
Sho!Youshouldhaveseentherichbloodmount,andherhayeyesshine!
"Youwickedflatterer!Thereisn&aos;tawordoftruthinwhatyousay,butstillI&aos;llgowithyou。Maybeitwillteachyounottoexectothereoletolookwithyoureyes。
"
Weremydoubtsdissiated?Wasmyconfidencerestored?Youmayjudgebythisfact:rivatelyIraisedmysalarytotwelvehundredthefirstyearonthesot。ButIdidn&aos;ttellher;Isaveditforasurrise。
AllthewayhomeIwasintheclouds,Hastingstalking,Inothearingaword。WhenheandIenteredmyarlor,hebroughtmetomyselfwithhisferventareciationsofmymanifoldcomfortsandluxuries。
"Letmejuststandherealittleandlookmyfill。Dearme!it&aos;saalace-it&aos;sjustaalace!Andiniteverythingabodycoulddesire,includingcozycoalfireandsuerstandingready。Henry,itdoesn&aos;tmerelymakemerealizehowrichyouare;itmakesmerealize,tothebone,tothemarrow,howoorIam-howoorIam,andhowmiserable,howdefeated,routed,annihilated!