HELLO。 HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE。 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? MY NAME IS JERRY。
THE FIRST EXCHANGE
〃Well;〃 Ted said finally。 〃this is not what I expected at all。〃
〃It looks childish;〃 Beth said。 〃Like something out ''183'' of those old See Spot run readers for kids。〃
〃Thats exactly what it looks like。〃
〃Maybe you translated it wrong;〃 Barnes said。
〃Certainly not;〃 Harry said。
〃Well; this alien sounds like an idiot;〃 Barnes said。
〃I doubt very much that he is;〃 Ted said。
〃You would doubt it;〃 Barnes said。 〃A stupid alien would blow your whole theory。 But its something to consider; isnt it? A stupid alien。 They must have them。〃
〃I doubt;〃 Ted said; 〃that anyone in mand of such high technology as that sphere is stupid。〃
〃Then you havent noticed all the ninnies driving cars back home;〃 Barnes said。 〃Jesus; after all this effort: How are you? I am fine。 Jesus。〃
Norman said; 〃I dont feel that this message implies a lack of intelligence; Hal。〃
〃On the contrary;〃 Harry said。 〃I think the message is very smart。〃
〃Im listening;〃 Barnes said。
〃The content certainly appears childish;〃 Harry said。 〃But when you think about it; its highly logical。 A simple message is unambiguous; friendly; and not frightening。 It makes a lot of sense to send such a message。 I think hes approaching us in the simple way that we might approach a dog。 You know; hold out your hand; let it sniff; get used to you。〃
〃Youre saying hes treating us like dogs?〃 Barnes said。
Norman thought: Barnes is in over his head。 Hes irritable because hes frightened; he feels inadequate。 Or perhaps he feels hes exceeding his authority。
〃No; Hal;〃 Ted said。 〃Hes just starting at a simple level。〃
〃Well; its simple; all right;〃 Barnes said。 〃Jesus Christ; we contact an alien from outer space; and he says his name is Jerry。〃
〃Lets not jump to conclusions; Hal。〃
〃Maybe he has a last name;〃 Barnes said hopefully。 〃I mean; my report to CincPac is going to say one person died on a deepsat expedition to meet an alien named Jerry? It could sound better。 Anything but Jerry;〃 Barnes said。 〃Can we ask him?〃
''184'' 〃Ask him what?〃 Harry said。
〃His full name。〃
Ted said; 〃I personally feel we should have much more substantive conversations…〃
〃…Id like the fu