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〃I dont mean to offend you;〃 Ted said; 〃but; personally; I dont see that psychology has much to offer。 Psychologys not a science; its a form of superstition or religion。 It simply doesnt have any good theories; or any hard data to speak of。 Its all soft。 All this emphasis on emotions…you can say anything about emotions; and nobody can prove you wrong。 Speaking as an astrophysicist; I dont think emotions are very important。 I dont think they matter very much。〃
〃Many intellectuals would agree;〃 Norman said。
〃Yes。 Well;〃 Ted said; 〃were dealing with a higher intellect here; arent we?〃
〃In general;〃 Norman said; 〃people who arent in touch ''192'' with their emotions tend to think their emotions are unimportant。〃
〃Youre saying Im not in touch with my emotions?〃 Ted said。
〃If you think emotions are unimportant; youre not in touch; no。〃
〃Can we have this argument later?〃 Barnes said。
〃Nothing is; but thinking makes it so;〃 Ted said。
〃Why dont you just say what you mean;〃 Norman said angrily; 〃and stop quoting other people?〃
〃Now youre making a personal attack;〃 Ted said。
〃Well; at least I havent denied the validity of your field of study;〃 Norman said; 〃although without much effort I could。 Astrophysicists tend to focus on the far…off universe as a way of evading the realities of their own lives。 And since nothing in astrophysics can ever be finally proven…〃
〃……Thats absolutely untrue;〃 Ted said。
〃…Enough! Thats enough!〃 Barnes said; slamming his fist on the table。 They fell into an awkward silence。
Norman was still angry; but he was also embarrassed。 Ted got to me; he thought。 He finally got to me。 And he did it in the simplest possible way; by attacking my field of study。 Norman wondered why it had worked。 All his life at the university hed had to listen to 〃hard〃 scientists…physicists and chemists…explain patiently to him that there was nothing to psychology; while these men went through divorce after divorce; while their wives had affairs; their kids mitted suicide or got in trouble with drugs。 Hed long ago stopped responding to these arguments。
Yet Ted had gotten to him。
〃…return to the business at hand;〃 Barnes was saying。 〃The question is: what do we want to ask this guy?〃
WHAT DO WE WANT TO ASK THIS GUY?
They stared at the screen。
〃Uh…oh;〃 Barnes said。
UHOH。
〃Does that mean what I think it means?〃
DOES THAT MEAN WHAT EYE THINK IT MEANS?
''193'' Ted pushed back from the console。 He said loudly; 〃Jerry; can you understand what I am saying?〃
YES TED。
〃Great;〃 Barnes said; shaking his head。 〃Just great。〃
I AM HAPPY ALSO。
ALIEN NEGOTIATIONS
〃Norman;〃 Barnes said; 〃I seem to remember you covered this in your report; didnt you? The possibility that an alien could read our minds。〃
〃I mentioned it;〃 Norman said。
〃And what were your remendations?〃
〃I didnt have any。 It was just something the State Department asked me to include as a possibility。 So I did。〃
〃You didnt make any remendations in your report?〃
〃No;〃 Norman said。 〃To tell you the truth; at the time I thought the idea was a joke。〃
〃Its not;〃 Barnes said。 He sat down heavily; stared at the screen。 〃What the hell are we going to do now?〃
DO NOT BE AFRAID。
〃Thats fine for him to say; listening to everything we say。〃 He looked at the screen。 〃Are you listening to us now; Jerry?〃