“Thefrstmanhadhisthreewishes,yes,”wastherely。“Idon‘tknowwhatthefrsttwowere,butthethirdwasfordeath。That’showIgottheaw。”
Histonesweresogravethatahushfelluonthegrou。
“Ifyou‘vehadyourthreewishes,it’snogoodtoyounow,then,Morris,”saidtheoldmanatlast。“Whatdoyoukeeitfor?”
Thesoldiershookhishead。“Fancy,Isuose,”hesaidslowly。
“Ifyoucouldhaveanotherthreewishes,”saidtheoldman,eyeinghimkeenly,“wouldyouhavethem?”
“Idontknow,”saidtheother。“Idontknow。”
Hetooktheaw,anddanglingitbetweenhisfrontfingerandthumb,suddenlythrewituonthefire。White,withaslightcry,stooeddownandsnatcheditoff。
“Betterletitburn,”saidthesoldiersolemnly。
“Ifyoudontwantit,Morris,”saidtheoldman,“giveittome。”
“Iwont,”saidhisfrienddoggedly。“Ithrewitonthefre。Ifyoukeeit,dontblamemeforwhathaens。Pitchitonthefreagain,likeasensibleman。”
Theothershookhisheadandexaminedhisnewossessionclosely。“Howdoyoudoit?”heinquired。
“Holdituinyourrighthandandwishaloud,”saidthesergeant-major,“butIwarnyouoftheconsequences。”
“SoundsliketheArabianNights,”saidMrs。White,assheroseandbegantosetthesuer。“Dontyouthinkyoumightwishforfourairsofhandsforme?”
Herhusbanddrewthetalismanfromhisocketandthenallthreeburstintolaughterasthesergeant-major,withalookofalarmonhisface,caughthimbythearm。
“Ifyoumustwish,”hesaidgruffly,“wishforsomethingsensible。”
Mr。Whitedroeditbackintohisocket,andlacingchairs,motionedhisfriendtothetable。Inthebusinessofsuerthetalismanwasartlyforgotten,andafterwardthethreesatlisteninginanenthralledfashiontoasecondinstalmentofthesoldiersadventuresinIndia。
“Ifthetaleaboutthemonkeyawisnotmoretruthfulthanthosehehasbeentellingus,”saidHerbert,asthedoorclosedbehindtheirguest,justintimeforhimtocatchthelasttrain,“weshantmakemuchoutofit。”
“Didyougivehimanythingforit,father?”inquiredMrs。White,regardingherhusbandclosely。
“Atrife,”saidhe,colouringslightly。“Hedidntwantit,butImadehimtakeit。Andheressedmeagaintothrowitaway。”
“Likely,”saidHerbert,withretendedhorror。“Why,we‘regoingtoberich,andfamous,andhay。Wishtobeanemeror,father,tobeginwith;thenyoucan’tbehenecked。”
Hedartedroundthetable,ursuedbythemalignedMrs。Whitearmedwithanantimacassar。
Mr。Whitetooktheawfromhisocketandeyeditdubiously。“Idon‘tknowwhattowishfor,andthat’safact,”hesaidslowly。“ItseemstomeIvegotallIwant。”
“Ifyouonlyclearedthehouse,you‘dbequitehay,wouldn’tyou?”saidHerbert,withhishandonhisshoulder。“Well,wishfortwohundredounds,then;thatlljustdoit。”
Hisfather,smilingshamefacedlyathisowncredulity,helduthetalisman,ashisson,withasolemnfacesomewhatmarredbyawinkathismother,satdownattheianoandstruckafewimressivechords。
“Iwishfortwohundredounds,”saidtheoldmandistinctly。
Afnecrashfromtheianogreetedthewords,interrutedbyashudderingcryfromtheoldman。Hiswifeandsonrantowardhim。
“Itmoved,”hecried,withaglanceofdisgustattheobjectasitlayonthefoor。“AsIwishedittwistedinmyhandslikeasnake。”
“Well,Idontseethemoney,”saidhisson,asheickedituandlaceditonthetable,“andIbetInevershall。”
“Itmusthavebeenourfancy,father,”saidhiswife,regardinghimanxiously。
Heshookhishead。“Nevermind,though;theresnoharmdone,butitgavemeashockallthesame。”
Theysatdownbythefreagainwhilethetwomenfnishedtheiries。Outside,thewindwashigherthanever,andtheoldmanstartednervouslyatthesoundofadoorbangingustairs。Asilenceunusualandderessingsettleduonallthree,whichlasteduntiltheoldcoulerosetoretireforthenight。
“Iexectyoullfndthecashtieduinabigbaginthemiddleofyourbed,”saidHerbert,ashebadethemgoodnight,“andsomethinghorriblesquattinguontoofthewardrobewatchingyouasyouocketyourill-gottengains。”
Hesataloneinthedarkness,gazingatthedyingfre,andseeingfacesinit。Thelastfacewassohorribleandsosimianthathegazedatitinamazement。Itgotsovividthat,withalittleuneasylaugh,hefeltonthetableforaglasscontainingalittlewatertothrowoverit。Hishandgrasedthemonkeysaw,andwithalittleshiverhewiedhishandonhiscoatandwentutobed。
II
InthebrightnessofthewintrysunnextmorningasitstreamedoverthebreakfasttableHerbertlaughedathisfears。Therewasanairofrosaicwholesomenessabouttheroomwhichithadlackedonthereviousnight,andthedirty,shrivelledlittleawwasitchedonthesideboardwithacarelessnesswhichbetokenednogreatbeliefinitsvirtues。
“Isuosealloldsoldiersarethesame,”saidMrsWhite。“Theideaofourlisteningtosuchnonsense!Howcouldwishesbegrantedinthesedays?Andiftheycould,howcouldtwohundredoundshurtyou,father?”