博炮作文网

第20部分（第1页）

breathed　in　the　scent　of　her　own　barf。　Gagging；　she　threw　the

covers　back　and　ran　to　the　bathroom。　She　clutched　the　rim　of　her

white　porcelain　sink　and　heaved　into　it；　her　sides　hurting　with　the

effort。　Nothing　came　out。　Serena　turned　on　the　shower　as　hot　as　it

would　go　and　pulled　her　clammy　Pucci　dress　over　her　head；

dropping　it　on　the　floor。　All　she　needed　was　a　good　hot　shower　and

a　little　exfoliant。

Tomorrow　she’d　be　good　as　new。

Disclaimer：　All　the　real　names　of　places；　people；　and　events　havebeen　altered　or　abbreviated　to　protect　the　innocent。　Namely；　me。

hey　people！

THE　VIRGIN　ISSUE

Can　you　believe　N？　He　was　thisclose　to　getting　a　nice　slice　of　B　pie；

if　you　know　what　I　mean。　I　guess　we’re　supposed　to　admire　his　self…

control；　his　ability　to　keep　the　old　hot　dog　in　the　bun。　But　I　bet　B

really　wouldn’t　have　minded　too　much　if　N　had　just　kept　his　mouth

shut　and　got　on　with　it　instead　of　getting　all　moral　on　her　and　telling

her　all　about　his　time　with　S。　I　mean；　who’s　B　going　to　lose　it　to

now？

I　was　wrong　about　boys。　I　always　thought　they’d　do　anything　to　bag

a　virgin。　I　mean；　I　thought　N　would　like　the　idea　that　B　has　never

done　it。　But　he　doesn’t　seem　to　care　about　that　at　all。　All　it　does　is

make　having　sex　with　her　this　huge　thing　that　he　can’t　deal　with

without　smoking　a　big　fattie　and　downing　half　a　bottle　of　JD。　So

disappointing。

Not　that　he　was　too　quick　to　jump　S’s　bones　either；　and　we　all　know

she’s　no　virgin。

Maybe　N　just　has　high　moral　standards。

Ooh；　that　makes　me　like　him　even　more。

Your　E…mail

Hey　gossip　girl；i　saw　S　go　upstairs　with　some　dude　at　the　Tribeca

Star。　she　was　wasted。　i　was　kind　of　tempted　to　knock　on　the　door

and　see　if　there　was　a　party　going　on　or　st；　but　i　chickened　out。　i

just　wanted　your　advice。　do　you　think　she’d　do　me？　i　mean；　she

looks　pretty　easy。—Coop

Dear　Coop；　If　you’re　the　type　of　guy　who　has　to　ask；　then　probably

not。　S　may　be　a　ho；　but　she　has　excellent　taste。　—GG

Sightings

Just　one：　N　at　the　burrito　place　on　Lexington；　chatting　up　the　cute

girl　behind　the　counter。　She　gave　him　extra　guacamole　for　free。