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protect　the　innocent。　Namely；　me。

hey　people！

So　I　happened　to　be　walking　by　Barneys　the　other　day　（okay；I　admit　it：　I？ve　been　keeping　a　vigil）

and　guess　what？　It　wasopen。　That？s　right：　up　and　running；　back　to　normal；　and　not　amoment　too

soon。　I　scooped　up　some　adorable　Margiela　drawstring　pants　that　will　do　quite　nicely　poolside　and

headedupstairs　to　Fred？s；　which　has　been　restored　to　its　normal　glory。　Iguess　it？s　true　what　I？ve

been　hearing：　filming　on　that　movie　haswrapped。　Wonder　how　our　favorite　leading　lady　did？

Reportsfrom　the　set　have　it　that　（surprise；　surprise）　she　pulled　throughquite　nicely　（that？s　our　girl！）；

nailing　every　take　so　precisely　evenher　famously　sourpuss　director　couldn？t　stop　smiling　and

declaring　his　love　for　her。　Take　a　number；　buddy。　The　even　betternews　is；　as　any　Hollywood　player

will　tell　you；　that　the　end　offilming　means　one　thing：　the　wrap　party。　I　hear　this　one　is　goingto　be　a

plete　old…school　blowout；　so　cross　your　fingers　andcheck　with　your　doorman　every　hour　on

the　hour　to　see　if　theinvitation　has　arrived。　Mine；　of　course；　arrived　days　ago。

a　public　service　announcement

We　interrupt　this　program　to　inform　you　of　a　very　importantdevelopment：　ABC　Carpet　&　Home；

the　only　place　inManhattan　where　you？ll　find　handwoven　rugs　from　Iran　andthose

so…delicious…smelling…you…want…to…eat…them　Diptyque　candles　under　one　roof；　is　now　offering　a

special　service　to　itsdevoted　customers。　Stop　by　and　ask　for　Sisi；　she？ll　help　youpick　out　a

glorious　feather　bed　（because　those　university…issue

mattresses　are　paper　thin）；　a　charming　Turkish　kilim　（the　better　to　cover　up　the　dreary

cinder…block　walls）；　a　nice　chandelier　（go　for　vintage；　one…of…a…kind　ones　to　counteract

the？shudder？　dorm　room　fluorescents）；　and　all　the　little　odds　and　ends　that　make　a　house　（even　a

teensy　dorm　room）　into　a　home。　You　know；　it？s　never　too　soon　to　start　prepping　for　fall！

your　e…mail

Q：

Dear　GG；

I　was　picnicking　on　the　Hudson　last　weekend　and　I　swear　Isaw　a　certain　Hollywood　stud

rollerblading　shirtless　by　theriver。　I？d　recognize　that　chiseled　jaw　and　those　even　morechiseled　abs

anywhere。　Could　it　really　be？　Because　here？sthe　thing：　he　was　wearing　these　teeny　spandex　shorts

thatshowed　off　his　taut　little　butt　and　underneath　his　skatesI？m　pretty　sure　I　caught　a　glimpse　of

some　rainbow　socks。　What　gives？　Please　don？t　say　what　I　think　you？re　going　to　say。

？ThadRulz

A：

Dear　ThadRulz；

When　did　rollerblading　bee　so　popular　again？　Thatreally　snuck　up　on　me。　Anyway；　all　I？ll

say　is　this：　straightboys　are　allowed　to　rollerblade　too。　In　fact；　I　can　think　ofone　（definitely　straight

arrow）　who　has　recently　discoveredhis　love　of　the　sport。　If　you？re　looking　for　evidence　that

Tprefers　the　pany　of　gentlemen；　some　say　he？s　hadaffairs　with　everyone　from　a　certain

director？s　considerablyyounger　wife　to　the　director　himself。　You　can？t　believeeverything　you

read　。　。　。　unless　you　read　it　here！