?All hail the conquering rock star。 I?m Vanessa。? She clomped over to the guy Ruby was
straddling。 He hadn?t looked at her once。
?This is Piotr;? Ruby explained; wiggling her purple…leather…clad ass as she said his name; as if
just saying it was a real turnon。 ?We met after our show in Prague。?
?Hallo;? Piotr replied in a stiff accent; exhaling a long plume of smoke as he spoke。
Charming。
?The apartment looks cool。? Ruby sounded skeptical。 She glanced around the room。 ?But how
could you afford all this? The furniture; the drapes??
?It?s a long story;? Vanessa answered; leaning against the lavender…painted wall and trying to
look anywhere but at the fawn…colored suede couch where the filthy; scrawny Eastern European
stranger was stretched out underneath her sister。
?Like the story of where you got those shoes?? Ruby asked; throwing her purple hair back。 It was
the same color as Willy Wonka?s hat。 ?And that top? Jesus; look at you。 You?re a real fashion
plate。?
?I had a meeting。? Vanessa felt hurt。 Why was Ruby being such a bitch? If only the slimebag
between her legs would get lost so they could order some sushi and have one of their sis…terly
heart…to…hearts。
?A word?? Ruby climbed down off of Piotr?s lap。 She nod…ded toward the kitchen。
Vanessa followed; wondering how long Ruby was going to be home。 They leaned against the
Formica countertop。 ?You two look pretty 。 。 。 serious;?Vanessa observed。
?It?s love;? Ruby murmured wistfully; sounding surprisingly un?rocker chick。 She did a little
half…pirouette then stopped; pseudo…embarrassed; and leaned against the counter again。
?That?s cool;? Vanessa responded; irritated。 It didn?t look like they were going to be doing any
sisterly bonding after all。 She fiddled with the ceramic Statue of Liberty salt and pepper shakers
Dan had given her in a fit of romantic corniness。
?Well; the apartment does look good; even if it?s not what I expected to e home to;? Ruby
mented。 ?But I hate to think that you went to all this trouble when 。 。 。?
?When what??Vanessa asked suspiciously。
?Not to be the bearer of bad news; but 。 。 。 Piotr is going to be here for a while。 Some local
galleries are interested in him?he?s a painter; did I mention? He does monolithic nudes with their
canines。 He?s huge in the underground Prague scene; and he?s hoping to break into
Williamsburg。?
Vanessa wasn?t exactly sure what ?monolithic nudes and their canines? meant; but she could
imagine Ruby borrowing somebody?s pit bull and posing for him butt…naked; teeth bared。 ?Good
for him。?
?Well; I kind of thought he?d stay here; with me;? Ruby mumbled。
?That?s kind of a tight fit;? Vanessa muttered back。 ?But that?s cool。 We?ll work it out。?
?That?s the thing;? Ruby corrected her。 ?Piotr needs a studio。 And since he can?t afford to rent
one; we were thinking 。 。 。 we?d turn the other room; your room; into his studio。?
Ex…squeeze me?