ndtheoorghostgratedhisteethinawaythatgavemeawrenchandashiver—fortheeffectismightilyincreasedbytheabsenceofmufflingfleshandcuticle。
"Iresideinthatoldgraveyard,andhaveforthesethirtyyears;andItellyouthingsarechangedsinceIfirstlaidthisoldtiredframethere,andturnedover,andstretchedoutforalongslee,withadelicioussenseuonmeofbeingdonewithbother,andgrief,andanxiety,anddoubt,andfear,foreverandever,andlisteningwithcomfortableandincreasingsatisfactiontothesextonswork,fromthestartlingclatterofhisfirstsadefulonmycoffintillitdulledawaytothefaintattingthatshaedtheroofofmynewhome-delicious!My!Iwishyoucouldtryittonight!
"Andoutofmyreveriedeceasedfetchedmearattlingslawithabonyhand。
"Yes,sir,thirtyyearsagoIlaidmedownthere,andwashay。Foritwasoutinthecountrythen—outinthebreezy,flowery,grandoldwoods,andthelazywindsgossiedwiththeleaves,andthesquirrelscaeredoverusandaroundus,andthecreeingthingsvisitedus,andthebirdsfilledthetranquilsolitudewithmusic。Ah,itwasworthtenyearsofamanslifetobedeadthen!
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"Everythingwasleasant。Iwasinagoodneighborhood,forallthedeadeolethatlivednearmebelongedtothebestfamiliesinthecity。Ourosterityaearedtothinktheworldofus。Theyketourgravesintheverybestcondition;thefenceswerealwaysinfaultlessreair,head-boardswereketaintedorwhitewashed,andwererelacedwithnewonesassoonastheybegantolookrustyordecayed;monumentswereketuright,railingsintactandbright,therose-bushesandshrubberytrimmed,trained,andfreefromblemish,thewalkscleanandsmoothandgraveled。Butthatdayisgoneby。Ourdescendantshaveforgottenus。Mygrandsonlivesinastatelyhousebuiltwithmoneymadebytheseoldhandsofmine,andIsleeinaneglectedgravewithinvadingverminthatgnawmyshroudtobuildthemnestswithal!Iandfriendsthatliewithmefoundedandsecuredtheroserityofthisfinecity,andthestatelybantlingofourlovesleavesustorotinadilaidatedcemeterywhichneighborscurseandstrangersscoffat。
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"Seethedifferencebetweentheoldtimeandthis—forinstance:Ourgravesareallcavedinnow;ourhead-boardshaverottedawayandtumbleddown;ourrailingsreelthiswayandthat,withonefootintheair,afterafashionofunseemlylevity;ourmonumentsleanwearily,andourgravestonesbowtheirheadsdiscouraged;therebenoadornmentsanymore—noroses,norshrubs,norgraveledwalks,noranythingthatisacomforttotheeye;andeventheaintlessoldboardfencethatdidmakeashowofholdingussacredfromcomanionshiwithbeastsandthedefilementofheedlessfeet,hastotteredtillitoverhangsthestreet,andonlyadvertisestheresenceofourdismalresting-laceandinvitesyetmorederisiontoit。
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Andnowwecannothideourovertyandtattersinthefriendlywoods,forthecityhasstretcheditswitheringarmsabroadandtakenusin,andallthatremainsofthecheerofouroldhomeistheclusteroflugubriousforesttreesthatstand,boredandwearyofacitylife,withtheirfeetinourcoffins,lookingintothehazydistanceandwishingtheywerethere。Itellyouitisdisgraceful!
"Youbegintocomrehend—youbegintoseehowitis。Whileourdescendantsarelivingsumtuouslyonourmoney,rightaroundusinthecity,wehavetofighthardtokeeskullandbonestogether。Blessyou,thereisntagraveinourcemeterythatdoesntleaknotone。Everytimeitrainsinthenightwehavetoclimboutandroostinthetreesandsometimeswearewakenedsuddenlybythechillywatertricklingdownthebackofournecks。ThenItellyouthereisageneralheavinguofoldgravesandkickingoverofoldmonuments,andscameringofoldskeletonsforthetrees!Blessme,ifyouhadgonealongtheresomesuchnightsaftertwelveyoumighthaveseenasmanyasfifteenofusroostingononelimb,withourjointsrattlingdrearilyandthewindwheezingthroughourribs!Manyatimewehaveerchedthereforthreeorfourdrearyhours,andthencomedown,stiffandchilledthroughanddrowsy,andborrowedeachothersskullstobailoutourgraveswith—ifyouwillglanceuinmymouthnowasItiltmyheadback,youcanseethatmyhead-ieceishalffullofolddrysedimenthowto-heavyandstuiditmakesmesometimes!
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"Yes,sir,manyatimeifyouhadhaenedtocomealongjustbeforethedawnyoudhavecaughtusbailingoutthegravesandhangingourshroudsonthefencetodry。Why,Ihadanelegantshroudstolenfromthereonemorning—thinkaartybythenameofSmithtookit,thatresidesinalebeiangraveyardoveryonder—IthinksobecausethefirsttimeIeversawhimhehadntanythingonbutacheckshirt,andthelasttimeIsawhim,whichwasatasocialgatheringinthenewcemetery,hewasthebest-dressedcorseinthecomany—anditisasignificantfactthatheleftwhenhesawme。
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"Andresentlyanoldwomanfromheremissedhercoffin—shegenerallytookitwithherwhenshewentanywhere,becauseshewasliabletotakecoldandbringonthesasmodicrheumatismthatoriginallykilledherifsheexosedherselftothenightairmuch。ShewasnamedHotchkiss—AnnaMatildaHotchkiss—youmightknowher?Shehastwouerfrontteeth,istall,butagooddealinclinedtostoo,oneribontheleftsidegone,hasoneshredofrustyhairhangingfromtheleftsideofherhead,andonelittletuftjustaboveandalittleforwardofherrightear,hasherunderjawwiredononesidewhereithadworkedloose,smallboneofleftforearmgone—lostinafighthasakindofswaggerinhergaitandagalluswayofgoingwith:herarmsakimboandhernostrilsintheairhasbeenrettyfreeandeasy,andisalldamagedandbatteredutillshelookslikeaqueenswarecrateinruins—maybeyouhavemether?
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